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[kAmAtIs™]

Manspeak and womantalk are not too difficult to translate.

Just read between the lines...


The Language of the Sexes :


What she says vs. what she means

She says: "Bahala ka."
She means: "Pagsisisihan mo ito."

She says: "Sure, go ahead."
She means: "I don't want you to."

She says: "Hindi ako galit."
She means: "Galit ako."

She says: "I just want a stable future."
She means: "I want to be rich."

She says: "Hindi ka marunong makinig."
She means: "Sumunod ka sa gusto ko."

She says: "Mahal mo ba ako?"
She means: "May ipabibili ako."

She says: "Gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She means: "Sabihin mong ako ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa."

She says: "I'll be ready in five minutes."
She means: "I'll be ready in one hour."

She says: "Nakikinig ka ba?"
She means: "Sumunod ka na kasi sa gusto ko."

She says: "Magsine tayo sa SM."
She means: "Magsha-shopping ako."

She says: "Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay."
She means: "Alahas, kotse, mansion sa Alabang."

When asked by her boyfriend: "May ginawa ba ako?"
she says one thing but means another, as you can see:
She says: "Wala"
She means: "Marami."

She says: "Ayokong pag-usapan."
She means: "Bumubuwelo pa ako."

She says: "Wala talaga."
She means: "Hayup ka!"

She says: "Wala. Talagang-talaga."
She means: "Gusto ko nang mag-break."


 

[kAmAtIs™]

What he says vs. what he means

He says: "Gutom ako."
He means: "Inaantok ako."

He says: "Pagod ako."
He means: "Pagod ako."

He says: "Gusto mo bang kumain?"
He means: "Gusto kong kumain."

He says: "Talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He means: "Ang corny."

He says: "What's wrong?"
He means: "Hay naku, heto na nanaman tayo."

He says: "OK naman ang haircut mo."
He means: "Ngiii!!!"

He says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He means: "Tama na nga iyan."

He says: "Mag-usap tayo."
He means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako."

What he says when shopping with his girlfriend:
He says: "Hindi bagay sa iyo."
He means: "Masyadong mahal."

He says: "Maganda iyan."
He means: "Mura."

He says: "Bagay na bagay sa iyo. Bilhin mo na."
He means: "Gusto ko nang umuwi."


wat do u think pipol 

[kAmAtIs™]

HE: Can I buy you a  drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have  the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've  been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.  I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a  date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I  never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so  beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given  your share.

HE: Will you go out with me  this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a  headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few  heads.
SHE: And your face must turn  a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask  me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you  very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you  leaving?

HE: What would you say if I  asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk  and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your  name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already  have one?

HE: Shall we go see a  movie?
SHE: I've already seen  it.

HE: Where have you been all  my life?
SHE: Hiding from  you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some  place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't  go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat  empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will  be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a  living?
SHE: I'm a female  impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your  sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a  temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked,  I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd  die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all  my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest  of your life - in your wildest dreams.