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What every woman expects........



He will be a brilliant conversationalist.

He will be sensitive, kind, understanding and loving.

He will be a very hard working man.

He will help around the house by washing dishes, vacuming the floors and taking care of the garden.

He will be a man of emotional and physical strength.

He will be as smart as Einstein but look like Harrison Ford.


..........but what she actually gets


He always takes her to the best restaurants, someday he will take her inside.

He doesn't have any ulsers, he just gives them.

Anytime he gets an idea in his head, he has the whole thing in a nutshell.

He is well known as a miracle worker, it's a miracle when he works.

He supports his wife in the manner to which she was accustomed, he lets her keep her job.

He is such a bore, that he even bores her to death when he gives her a compliment.

He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation brilliant.

After a man finds out his 'woman' is no angel, he tries to ascertain to what extent she isn't.


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