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[flexi molecules]

  ano ang na una? itlog o manok?

[Master J]

Manok! Hindi pinanganak si Chicken Little kung hindi dahil kay nanay at tatay niya 

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Master J, san naman galing un nanay at tatay ni Chicken little?

[Master J]

Defect...sa motel lol!

[Madam H]

 

[Master J]

 "Kodigo"
 
 Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
 
 Guro: Ano 'to?
 Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
 Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
 Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko! 
 

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GOOD ONE! Master J, para sa mga MataLInao.. LOL

Eto nmn para sa mga pang-asar:

The Poet And The Scientist

There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding in the same compartment. They had never met before, so naturally, there wasn't much conversation between the two.
The poet was minding his own business, looking out the window at the beauty of the passing terrain. The scientist was very uptight, trying to think of things he didn't know so he could try to figure them out.

Finally, the scientist was so bored, that he said to the poet, "Hey, do you want to play a game?"

The poet, being content with what he was doing, ignored him and continued looking out the window, humming quietly to himself. This infuriated the scientist, who irritably asked again, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, YOU ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give YOU $5."

The poet thought about this f or a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.

The scientist, who, by this time was going mad, tried a final time. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50!"

Now, the poet was not that smart academically, but he wasn't totally stupid. He readily accepted the offer. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the EXACT distance between the Earth and the Moon?"

The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, "Okay, now it's your turn."

The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?" The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia.

After about an hour of this, the poet quietly watching the mountains of Colorado go by the whole time, the scientist FINALLY gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill. The poet accepted it graciously, turning back to the window.

"Wait!" the scientist shouted. "You can't do this to me! What's the answer??"

The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put another $5 bill into his hand.


i have to qoute  po i got this from email send by Funspiration.com

[joe D dried mango]

GOOD ONE! Master J, para sa mga MataLInao.. LOL

Eto nmn para sa mga pang-asar:

The Poet And The Scientist

There were once two people travelling on a train, a scientist and a poet, who were riding in the same compartment. They had never met before, so naturally, there wasn't much conversation between the two.
The poet was minding his own business, looking out the window at the beauty of the passing terrain. The scientist was very uptight, trying to think of things he didn't know so he could try to figure them out.

Finally, the scientist was so bored, that he said to the poet, "Hey, do you want to play a game?"

The poet, being content with what he was doing, ignored him and continued looking out the window, humming quietly to himself. This infuriated the scientist, who irritably asked again, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, YOU ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give YOU $5."

The poet thought about this f or a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.

The scientist, who, by this time was going mad, tried a final time. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask ME a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50!"

Now, the poet was not that smart academically, but he wasn't totally stupid. He readily accepted the offer. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the EXACT distance between the Earth and the Moon?"

The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, "Okay, now it's your turn."

The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?" The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia.

After about an hour of this, the poet quietly watching the mountains of Colorado go by the whole time, the scientist FINALLY gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill. The poet accepted it graciously, turning back to the window.

"Wait!" the scientist shouted. "You can't do this to me! What's the answer??"

The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put another $5 bill into his hand.


i have to qoute  po i got this from email send by Funspiration.com

ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz haba naman nito sir defect peace

[joe D dried mango]

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRLS AGED 8,18,28,38,48,58 & 68.?

@8- u take her to bed and tell her a story.
@18-u tell her a story and u take her to bed
@28-u don't have to tell her a story to take her to bed
@38-she tells u a story and then take u to bed
@48-u tell her a story to avoid going to bed
@58-u stay in bed to avoid her story
@68-if u take her to bed that will be a story.

[sanell]

Joke #1

 

Which condom would you use?

 

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

 

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

 

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

 

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

 

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

 

Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

 

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.

 

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

 

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

 

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

 

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it?  Don't you wish everybody did?

 

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

 

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

 

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going

 

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

 

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

 

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

 

 

Joke #2

 

Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving."

 

New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly."

 

Neighbor 1: "So, what is it you do for a living?"

 

New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning."

 

Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what's that?"

 

New Neighbor: "Let me give you an example.  I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."

 

Neighbor 1: "That's right."

 

New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family."

 

Neighbor 1: "Right again."

 

New Neighbor: "Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife."

 

Neighbor 1: "Correct."

 

New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual."

 

Neighbor 1: "Yup."

 

New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning."

 

Neighbor 1: "Cool."

 

Later that same day:

 

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door."

 

Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"

 

Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job."

 

Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah, what does he do?"

 

Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University."

 

Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"

 

 Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"

 

Neighbor 2: "No."

 

Neighbor 1: "Fag!"

more where this came from later....

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ANG KAWAWANG MGA MAGULANG


Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin nag mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palan namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak komportavle kaba jan sa boarding house mo sa ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabimo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD  ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalan at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.


Ang nagmamahal

Itang at Inang



P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.

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joke joke joke

[tEe-rEx]

ANG KAWAWANG MGA MAGULANG


Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, panagbili na namin nag mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun. kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palan namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo nag yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo. Anak komportavle kaba jan sa boarding house mo sa ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA COURT - maganda ba dyan di ba mainit jan. Anak kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT napailaw nyo na ba? mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun.

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng arian natin ay maka gradweyt kana, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL, sana pag graweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating sa sanglaan. ay cya nga pala anak diba sabimo sa JOLLIBEE / MAK DONALD  ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.Eh yung school bus nyo na TAXI sabihin mo sa driver mag ingat cya sa pag dri-drive.

Anak hanggang dito nalan at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.


Ang nagmamahal

Itang at Inang



P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.

ok itong joke na to!!
may laman... sana ma-realize din ito ng next generation Pinoys na nagaaral ngayon 

[tEe-rEx]

of course not!! a black baby was given a pair of wings by a fairy,,, The black baby said: does this mean i'm an angel??? the fairy laughs.... "of course not.. Negrang 'to,,, Ambisyosa!!!!!!! PANIKI KA!!!!!!!!

[tEe-rEx]

Nun: I was raped... what shall I do? Mother Superior: Here my child, take this calamsi. Nun: Will this ease the pain, Mother Superior? Mother Superior: Sipsipin mo, gaga! Para mawala ang ngiti sa mukha mo, bwiset!

[tEe-rEx]

bakit ang sign na: NO ID ENTRY NO ENTRY na malimiy natin nakikita sa mga school ay hindi tinitagalog? Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK........... NGEEeeeekkkk

[tEe-rEx]

sa loob ng school ay meron nag sex ung mag syota nahuli sila ng janitor Janitor: AHA!!! Your Agaisnt the private school policy!! Lalake: At ano namang school policy ang ginagawa namin??! Janitor: NOT WEARING SCHOOL UNIFORM!

[tEe-rEx]

ano sa ingles ang manok chicken ano naman sa ingles ang sisiw chicks ano naman sa ingles ang pinakamaliit na manok answer:KNORRkasya sa kahon

[Madam H]

 

Nakakatawa naman tong mga to, oo.

[flexi molecules]

MOST REQUESTED SONGS...TOP SA CHART...R&B HIP-HOP AND THEY ALSO HAVE SLOW OPM SONGS..
M & L AND NAME NG BAND...THEY'RE ALL HALF NOYPI AND PORTU BUT TRY LANG...


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